Famous Last Words
9 ARTICLESThe predictions, promises, and proclamations that aged like milk. Receipts included.

Carlos Matos: 'HEY HEY HEY! BITCONEEEECT!'
The most unhinged conference speech in crypto history. The scheme collapsed two months later.

McAfee: '$1M Bitcoin or I'll Eat My Own...'
The wildest Bitcoin price prediction ever made. He died in prison before anyone could collect.

Laser Eyes Twitter: '$100K by December' - It Didn't Happen
Everyone put laser eyes on their profile pic. Bitcoin crashed 50% instead.

Su Zhu: 'The Supercycle Is Here' - Then 3AC Collapsed
He said crypto would never have another bear market. Then his fund blew up for $3 billion.

Bukele: 'Buy the Dip!' (With a Country's Treasury)
A sitting president bought Bitcoin on his phone at 3am and tweeted about it.

Do Kwon: 'I Don't Debate the Poor'
He mocked his critics. Then LUNA went to zero and he went to prison.

SBF: 'FTX Is Fine. Assets Are Fine.'
He tweeted this five days before FTX filed for bankruptcy. He got 25 years.

Mashinsky: 'Your Funds Are Safe'
He said this on a weekly livestream. Then froze all withdrawals. Then got 12 years.

BitBoy: 'This Coin Will 100x'
Crypto's biggest YouTuber shilled dozens of tokens that went to zero. Then he got arrested.